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FEATURING: πŸ€– Shithead β€” Your AI Job Search Agent

Skip the ATS Bullshit β€” Find & Apply in One Click

No more Workday. No more Taleo. Just ruthless, automated applications. Smash that button and spray your shit everywhere!

ATS Killer One-Click Applications No Workday Portals Instant Confirmation No Retyping No Bullshit
πŸš€ Revolutionary One-Click System

Apply to 1000s of Companies Without Visiting Their Sites

No more Workday! No more Taleo! Our revolutionary system lets you apply to hundreds of companies simultaneously with truly one click - the feature thousands ask for on LinkedIn. Finally, someone shipped the button the internet’s been screaming for. We bulldozed the ATS swampβ€”mapping your profile to their weird fields, nuking duplicate logins, and auto-murdering the β€œupload rΓ©sumΓ© then retype it” ritual. While everyone else protects walled gardens and calls it β€œstreamlined,” we just get your shit submittedβ€”fast, clean, everywhere that matters.

Skip the ATS nightmare - we aggregate from:

Fortune 500 Companies
Workday Portals
JSearch API
RemoteOK
Indeed + 100+ More
5000+
Companies
50K+
Jobs Daily
1
Click to Apply
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Company Portals
See How It Works
One-Click Application Active
Applying to 89 companies...
βœ… Workday Portals 32 applications sent
βœ… Taleo Portals 18 applications sent
βœ… LinkedIn 41 applications sent
βœ… Indeed 17 applications sent
Total Applied: 108 companies
Time elapsed: 3.2 seconds
APPLIED
✨ Application Sent Successfully
108 companies β€’ 0 forms filled
Zero ATS Forms Completed
Google Microsoft Netflix +105 more
All applications include your AI powered resume & cover letter automatically
NIGHTMARE
πŸ’€ Real Job Hunt Nightmare
From actual users who escaped
"UX Designer position had the worst UX application process ever created. 47 broken links, forms that dont save, buttons that do nothing. I redesigned their entire application as my portfolio piece. They hired me and fired their previous UX team the same day."
- Anonymous User, Boston, MA (UX Design)
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Features So Good, They Should Be Illegal

We're not saying we've solved unemployment... but we've definitely made applying to jobs 1000x less soul-crushing

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EXCLUSIVE

Shitheadβ„’ AI Agent

Meet Shithead, your personal job-hunting psychopath. This AI doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, and definitely doesn't give a fuck about rejection emails.

  • βœ“ Applies while you sleep (or cry)
  • βœ“ Learns from rejections (unlike you)
  • βœ“ Never gets discouraged (emotionless beast)
  • βœ“ Remembers EVERYTHING (creepy but useful)
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PATENT PENDING

1-Click Workday Bypass

We reverse-engineered Workday's torture chamber. Now you can apply to ANY company without touching their shitty portal. Yes, even Oracle.

  • βœ“ Skips ALL form fields automatically
  • βœ“ No more "upload resume then type it again"
  • βœ“ Works on Taleo, iCIMS, Greenhouse too
  • βœ“ Literally saves 47 hours per application
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GAME CHANGER

Smart Package Builder

Create different "versions" of yourself. Backend dev by day, full-stack god by night, data scientist on weekends. We help you lie professionally.

  • βœ“ Unlimited personas (be whoever you want)
  • βœ“ Auto-tailored resumes for each role
  • βœ“ Different cover letter styles
  • βœ“ Even different LinkedIn profiles (shhh)
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SECURE AF

Password-Protected Portfolio

Show off your work without getting it stolen. Each recruiter gets a unique, time-limited access link. Track who looked and who ghosted.

  • βœ“ Military-grade encryption (NSA can't see)
  • βœ“ Analytics on every view
  • βœ“ Auto-expiring links (no freeloaders)
  • βœ“ Watermarks your shit automatically
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THERAPY INCLUDED

Rejection Dashboard

Turn your failures into data! Watch rejection patterns, identify discriminating companies, and build immunity to emotional damage.

  • βœ“ Gamified rejection tracking
  • βœ“ Leaderboards (who got rejected most?)
  • βœ“ AI-powered coping mechanisms
  • βœ“ "Fuck You" letter generator
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STEALTH MODE

Anonymous Applications

Apply to your current employer's competitors without getting caught. We proxy everything through 7 VPNs and a guy in Moldova.

  • βœ“ Untraceable application origins
  • βœ“ Fake email addresses that work
  • βœ“ Voice changer for phone screens
  • βœ“ Alibis generated automatically
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But Wait, There's More Shit!

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AI Interview Prep

Deepfake your way to success

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Follow-Up Stalker

Annoys HR automatically

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Salary Negotiator

Asks for 2x without shame

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Reference Generator

Fake it till you make it

⚠️ WARNING: May cause excessive job offers, inflated ego, and sudden wealth ⚠️

Still reading? Jesus, you must really hate your current job.

*Side effects may include: confidence, multiple job offers, and an inability to stop bragging

🎯 Ready to Skip the ATS Bullshit?

No more Workday. No more Taleo. Just pure, unadulterated job application blasting.

No Credit Card Required

Free to Start. Membership Only Changes Your Limits.

Create a free account for full feature access. Your usage (not features) is throttled by your plan.

Free Forever

Everything works. Light daily caps.

FREE

One-Click Applications β€” full feature access

Workday/Taleo bypass, package builder, anonymous routing

Usage cap: Up to 10 companies/day (apps, AI docs & routes included)

AI resumes/letters: 5/day

Privacy first. No card. Cancel anytime.

You can upgrade inside the app if you want to blast harder.

Most Popular

Membership

Same features. Way bigger limits + priority routing.

PAID

Usage cap: Up to 250 companies/day

Bulk β€œSmart Packages”, saved variants & auto-A/B

AI resumes/letters: Unlimited**

Priority queueing, faster routing, more destinations

Priority support & rejection dashboard deep-dives

**β€œUnlimited” is subject to fair-use & anti-abuse protections. Exact caps shown in-app.

So… is it actually free?

Yep. Create an account and use every feature. We only throttle how much you can apply each day.

Do I need a credit card?

Nope. Not for Free. Upgrade in-app only if you want larger daily caps and priority routing.

What changes with Membership?

Same tools. Bigger pipes: higher daily caps, faster queues, bulk features, and premium support.

Ready to Apply to 100+ Companies in One Click?

Join the revolution. No more ATS forms. No more company portals. Just one click to endless opportunities.

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